tyflowsion: i know one day ill find my
spring1999: the reason the world is probably in such turmoil is because missy elliot hasn’t released a studio album since 2005
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
Mykki Blanco literally just walked right past me.
juliankoster: 2013 is the year of weird ass websites that I downloaded .zip files off of without a second thought.
fashinpirate: if terry richardson ever asked me to come into his studio i would say yes only so i could then set it on fire with him in it and then i would post the pictures on his tumblr and laugh my way to prison
oneohtrixpointnever: I want to be an uptight housewife with a chainsmoking problem and a track record of being drunk in public before noon
My brain is, in the words of destiny’s child, “jumpin’ jumpin’”
sensitivewhiteboy: Wow I’m astonished that a 3D, hip-hop scored, mostly computer generated version of the Great Gatsby is getting bad reviews. Astonished.
I don’t care who you are, but if you bring me drugs I will let you into my house.
weedhitler: oh man they canceled jersey shore time to whip out my post rock joke book THEY DON’T SLEEP ANYMORE ON THE BEACH
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere