richwhitelesbian:

i was so good at dodge ball but all my practice left me unprepared for the real world where nobody plays dodge ball 

tyflowsion:

i know one day ill find my 

(via fuckme-bradtollman)

spring1999:

the reason the world is probably in such turmoil is because missy elliot hasn’t released a studio album since 2005

(via teacakes)